HOAGIE NIGHT!!!!

Tonight was hoagie night!!! Yeah! Hoagie Night!!!

When faced with the option of going to an actual restaurant to order off the menu, or going to a Wawa gas station to order sandwiches with a touchscreen, we will often go with the gas station.

Here's why.

First, Wawa just makes a good hoagie. I'm not going to say it's a great hoagie, but it's good.

Second, it's not like one of those places where you have to interact with an actual person who takes your order and then makes your hoagie for you. That's the beauty of the touchscreen. It's just you and the screen. Nobody to rush you, nobody to judge you for getting horseradish and extra mayo on your egg salad sandwich, plus you can see all of your options right there on the screen.

After you order, pay, and pick up your hoagie, you drive home and eat at the dinning room table the same way you would if you'd cooked something. Except that you didn't have to cook it, and you didn't have to talk to somebody, you just pushed buttons on a touchscreen.

The other option for where to eat, which I've done on occasion, is to eat the hoagie while sitting in your car in the Wawa parking lot. When you do this you end up looking like a loser who eats their touchscreen ordered hoagie while sitting in their car. I find it best in this situation to park over in a corner of the parking lot. This way you'll have fewer people walking by and staring at you while you stuff your face with hoagie, drip mayo on your shirt, and sing along to "Hammer Time" on the radio.

I also had some nuggets with the hoagie, and some mustard for dipping.